Beaches

Regina beach can be found just a few kilometeres west of the city.  It's worth taking a day out of your busy schedual to go and have a dip.  There is a nice bar, lots of wonderful ice cream, and a little arcade.  Many other things can be found here, but it's your job to go find them.

Also of interest is the 5 star beach side resort. From your prime location you can watch the beached whales blumbering around on the sand with their children's hands and faces full of hot dogs, growing in all directions just like their parents. A note of caution for those with small children. The water is an opague green and will color skin, hair, eyes etc. a putrid green. Several children have dissapeared into the green soup never to be found again.