Kura Hulanda Hotel

Gorgeous resort, worth the money somewhat but, be prepared for slow service and people who are not the sharpest knives in the draw.  If you can get past that, you'll have a good time. Stay drunk!

Also note that this resort is situated in a gated community in the middle of Curacao's downtown ghetto (no one will tell you this...it shocked the hell out of us when we got there). It's not that safe to travel around after 11pm.

Also, eat early. Room service closes early and if you get the munchies at night, you can forget it...there's a Denny's up the street but, only go at night if you have a car.

And, the resort offers NO night life. NONE.